ANSWER
Emily Litella (Gilda Radner) on a Weekend Update segment of NBC's Saturday Night Live.
What's all this fuss I hear about making Puerto Rico a steak? Let me warn all of you: if you make Puerto Rico a steak, the next thing they'll want is a baked potato - with sour cream and chives and little bacon bits. And then they'll probably want a salad bar! Why, they'll be lined up for miles!
WHO GOT IT RIGHT: Andie J.