NEWS FLASH...
The world was stunned by the news this morning of the death of the
Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the
death occurred at approximately 8:24 AM. Best known as the irritating
pink bunny that kept going and going and going, "Pinkie" as he was known
to his friends and relatives, was alone at the time of his death. An
autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief medical examiner, Dr.
Dura Cell, concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest
induced by sexual over-stimulation.
Apparently, someone had put Mr. Bunny's batteries in backwards, and he
kept coming,and coming, and coming.
