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Buttons


INSULTS

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* Do they ever shut up on your planet?

* Earth is full. Go home.

* And which dwarf are you?

* If I throw a stick, will you leave?

* Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.





OFFICE

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* This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

* How do I set a laser printer to stun?

* Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.



GENERAL

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* Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done.

* Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

* I plead contemporary insanity.

* Adults are just kids who owe money.




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