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Final Exam - No Excuses

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A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or ...

Lack of Tact

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Tact Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, ...

Capitalism and Cows

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN ...

Tales from a Redneck, Volume 1: Doing the Impossible

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Introducing Bobby Fairhope, Redneck

One Nation Indivisible

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Monday is Memorial Day, the day we honor the men and women who gave their lives in service to their country. This holiday began as a remembrance of the soldiers lost in the Civil ...

New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Music

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What inspired John Lennon to write the song "Come Together"? (aside from the drugs, that is)

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

IT Phases

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Phases of Life for an IT Professional  Phase 1: As a Junior Programmer you're in awe of how smart your superiors and colleagues are.  Phase 2: As a Mid-level Programmer you ...

Little Johnny (and the policeman)

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A policeman on horseback is at a traffic light and next to him is a kid on his bike. The policeman smiles down at the kid and says, "Nice bike you got there. Santa bring that ...

A dictionary for software engineers

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A dictionary for software engineers: Alpha: Software undergoes alpha testing as a first step in getting user feedback. Alpha is Latin for "doesn't work." Beta: Software ...

Advertising

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The Manbottle Library is now accepting advertising at very competitive rates.  Viewership is approximately 250,000 page views per month.

Good Dentist

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A guy and a girl meet at a bar. They get along so well that they decide to go to his place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. They pet for ...

Computer Problems

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I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum ...

Cowboys

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Two cowboys were leanin up against the rail at their favorite bar. They're tired and worn out from a long day, havin a couple of longnecks, just relaxin and talkin, watchin ...

Nursing home

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One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a ...

Bill Sux at .18 Microns

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API - Time Magazine reports an interesting case of high-tech graffiti. It seems that a couple of Intel engineers working on the design of a recent version of the Pentium ...

Three Things

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When the immigrants landed in America the land of opportunity, where it was said the streets were paved with Gold they found out three things. 1. The streets were not paved ...

10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say

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10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say: 10) "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 9) Duct tape won't fix that 8) Come to think of it I'll have a Heiniken's ...

Things I Learned in College

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by Curtis Wiggins Golf Ball + Tennis Racquet + Indoor Hallway = Awesome! No toilet paper, no paper towels... got coffee filters? You can make pizza with Bisquick and spaghetti. You ...

The Proper Way to Pronounce Oklahoma

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The proper way to pronounce "Oklahoma" is ...
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Copyright Questions

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We strive to entertain our audience without infringing on the intellectual rights of anyone.  We work closely with authors and content providers to ensure that the works on which their livelihood depends are protected. ...

Privacy Policy

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Personally identifiable information, including your name and e-mail address, is kept confidential. It will not be sold to, or shared with, other parties for any reason, unless required by law ...

Cheers 2

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Have you ever wished you could remember Norm's greetings on Cheers? 1. "What's shaking Norm?" "All four cheeks & a couple of chins." 2. "What's new Normie?" ...

 

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