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No arms and no legs

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A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," ...

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The Manbottle Library is now accepting advertising at very competitive rates.  Viewership is approximately 250,000 page views per month.

Terms and Conditions

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Privacy Policy

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Personally identifiable information, including your name and e-mail address, is kept confidential. It will not be sold to, or shared with, other parties for any reason, unless required by law ...

I sick and not come work

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"Hey, boss, I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "You know Carlos I really need you today. ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Cowboy Logic

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There is no arguing with cowboy logic. A few years ago, the Sierra Club and the U.S. Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote ...

Link to The Manbottle Library

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Signs you are no longer a kid

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30 Signs You Are No Longer A Kid...... 1.) You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. 2.) Your back goes out more than you do. 3.) You quit trying to hold your ...

Raunchy One Liners

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What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. What's the ...

Little Johnny (1)

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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have ...

Robin Williams on Golf

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A brief excerpt from the 2002 video release "Robin Williams Live on Broadway"…  Note: This clip contains coarse language (but with a nifty Scottish accent)

FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions

Separated at Birth 4

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Friends and Sponsors

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Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

National Anthems

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What was the first national anthem?

Urban Legends

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To my friends, thanks to you sending me urban legend chain letters in 2003: I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains. I ...

Virus Definitions

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THE GEORGE BUSH Virus... (Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the motherboard and fatherboard bought it.) THE AL GORE Virus... (Causes your ...

Trucker

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As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says ...

Ever wonder what Michael Jackson was doing on 9/11

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Michael Jackson describes his September 11th experience in the March issue of Vibe...  "I was in New York (after performing at Madison Square Garden on Sept. 7 and 10), and I got ...

Sex sandals

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Sex sandals  This married couple was on holiday in India. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed this sandal shop.  From ...

A GENERATION IN BETWEEN

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After all those jokes about from the Boomers, finally here is one for those folks in between. You're stuck between the Baby Boomers and Generations X'ers if... 1. You ...

Clinton Joke

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President Clinton got together with some of his golf buddies for a round. When they got ready to tee off on hole No. 1, Clinton removed his golf jacket and revealed that he had ...

 

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