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Privacy Policy

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Copyright Questions

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We strive to entertain our audience without infringing on the intellectual rights of anyone.  We work closely with authors and content providers to ensure that the works on which their livelihood depends are protected. ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Misheard Lyrics

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What is the word for when you mishear the lyrics to a song, and even though it doesn't quite make sense, you still sing it that way anyway? (Yes, there's really a word for ...

Ravenous Wolves

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Terms and Conditions

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Why did the chicken cross the road (updated)

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GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or ...

Women Drivers

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I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This ...

Ever wonder what Michael Jackson was doing on 9/11

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Michael Jackson describes his September 11th experience in the March issue of Vibe...  "I was in New York (after performing at Madison Square Garden on Sept. 7 and 10), and I got ...

Little Johnny (quick ones)

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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little ...

New State Mottos

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New State Mottos Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong! Arizona But It's a Dry Heat Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing ...

Quick stories

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TRUE FUNNY STORIES - I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she ...

Little Johnny (4)

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A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains ...

Colbert thanks Suq Madiq

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Watch as Stephen Colbert tries to keep it together... (from the Colbert Report)

In case you were wondering...

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... Yes, all of our animals have jobs, and compound nicknames.  Phineas, the big dog, is known as Security-Dog.  He was born a security dog.  He takes great pride in ...

Wine vs. Water

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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that ...

The Proper Way to Pronounce Oklahoma

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The proper way to pronounce "Oklahoma" is ...
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FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions

3 AM

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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the ...

Monkey, Lizard, and a Crocodile

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, ...

Friends and Sponsors

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Visit these friends and sponsors of The Manbottle Library

The Twist

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How did Chubby Checker get his name?

The wisdom of the Navajo

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A woman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, she stops the car and the Navajo woman ...

The Hypnotist

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It was opening night at the theatre and people came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As the hypnotist took to the stage, he announced, "Unlike most ...

 

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