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Final Exam - No Excuses

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A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or ...

Abe and John - Weird

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Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was ...

Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

A Woman's Random Thoughts

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I read this article that said typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, smoking too much, impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That is my idea of a ...

The Donut Truck

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This would be epic...
donut truck

Tales from a Redneck, Volume 1: Doing the Impossible

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Introducing Bobby Fairhope, Redneck

Lack of Tact

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Tact Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie. Steve falls off and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, ...

10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say

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10 Things you would NEVER hear a Southerner say: 10) "I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex" 9) Duct tape won't fix that 8) Come to think of it I'll have a Heiniken's ...

New Trivia Coming Soon

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The answer to the last question, for anyone left wondering...

Heartwarming Story

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I usually don't forward these little heart warmers, but thought this one is worth reading. This is truly a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and ...

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

Quote of the Week (with picture)

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"Remember your army loves you" - Sergeant Diaz of the Colombian Army (no first name given), during the debut of the new Colombian Army's new mascot, a large inflatable ...

20 Useful Expressions for High-Stress Days

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20 Useful Expressions for High-Stress Days 1. Well, aren't we just a ray of f_cking sunshine? 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 3. A hard-on doesn't ...

Tales of the Non-Technology Inclined

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COMPUTER, POWER STRIP  I worked with an individual who plugged their power strip back into itself and for the life of them could not ...

Little Johnny (1)

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One day, the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that on each Friday, she will ask a question to the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have ...

Oxymorons

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Oxymorons "Thank God I'm an Atheist" "This page intentionally left blank" A little big A new classic Academic sorority Act naturally Advanced BASIC Aerobic ...

Privacy Policy

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Personally identifiable information, including your name and e-mail address, is kept confidential. It will not be sold to, or shared with, other parties for any reason, unless required by law ...

Dogs and Cats

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WHAT IS A CAT ? 1) Cats do what they want 2) They rarely listen to you 3) They're totally unpredictable 4) They whine when they are not happy 5) When you want to ...

Dog Haiku

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I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You will ever be. Today I sniffed Many dog behinds - I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper ...

The Ultimate Urban Legend

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The Ultimate Urban Legend... I was on my way to the post office to pick up my case of free M&M's (sent to me because I forwarded an e-mail to five other people, celebrating ...

Digitally Compressed Scents

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Even I couldn't make this one up. You can see the article for yourself at... http://cbs.marketwatch.com/archive/20000304/news/current/personal.htx -

10 Words That Don't Exist, But Should

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10 WORDS THAT DON'T EXIST, BUT SHOULD: 1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks' trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. 2. CARPERPETUATION ...

100 fun ways to order pizza

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100 FUN WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a ...

 

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