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Einstein's Riddle

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ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE ARE YOU IN THE TOP 2% OF INTELLIGENT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD? SOLVE THE RIDDLE AND FIND OUT. There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and ...

Larry Walters, Lawn Chair Pilot

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Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality. His story is true, though you may find it hard to believe.  Larry was a truck ...

Advertising

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The Manbottle Library is now accepting advertising at very competitive rates.  Viewership is approximately 250,000 page views per month.

God as a Computer Programmer

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Some Important Theological Questions are Answered if we think of God as a Computer Programmer.  Q: Does God control everything that happens in my life? A: He could, if he used the ...

Links (Other Sources)

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Links to other sources of questionable humor and arcane knowledge

Link to The Manbottle Library

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Yes, we exchange links!  Guidelines for linking to The Manbottle Library

Tourist Questions

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Actual tourist questions as complied by the Tampa Bay Convention & Visitors Bureau... - Is Sunday brunch only served on Sunday? - My sister always wanted to come to ...

Ha

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Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money ...

Capitalism and Cows

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN ...

Giving up wine

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I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, ...

FAQ

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Frequently Asked Questions

Copyright Questions

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We strive to entertain our audience without infringing on the intellectual rights of anyone.  We work closely with authors and content providers to ensure that the works on which their livelihood depends are protected. ...

Inventions

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A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek said, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian said, "We have the Coliseum." ...

Cussing

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A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in ...

At the movies

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An old farmer named George went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl asked "Sir, what is that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said "That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ...

Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials

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Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials Jan 17, 2002 (NEW YORK) The New York City Fire Department commissioned a statue of the famous photo of three firemen hoisting an ...

Why Life is Easy for Men

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Your ass is never a factor in a job interview Your orgasms are always real Your last name stays put The garage is all yours Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow ...

Police Not Amused by Breakfast Prank

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Friday January 26 12:27 PM ET Police Not Amused by Breakfast Prank DALLAS (Reuters) - A police dispatcher who tasted something funny when she bit into a breakfast tortilla ...

On Growing Grass

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Winterize your lawn, the big sign outside the garden store commanded. I've fed it, watered it, mowed it, raked it and watched a lot of it die anyway. Now I m supposed to ...

Beer

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It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead ...

Drunk Finds Cigarettes And Gasoline Don't Mix

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Drunk Finds Cigarettes And Gasoline Don't Mix Wednesday February 28 10:45 AM ET BRISBANE (Reuters) - A drunk man who lit a cigarette while filling a jerry can with ...

Parking Problem

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parking problem

Funnies

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I was in the express lane at the store. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.  The ...

Definitions

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ARCHITECT: Defines someone who was neither macho enough to become an engineer nor gay enough to become a designer. BANKER: Someone who lends you his umbrella when the sun is ...

 

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