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by Curtis Wiggins Golf Ball + Tennis Racquet + Indoor Hallway = Awesome! No toilet paper, no paper towels... got coffee filters? You can make pizza with Bisquick and spaghetti. You ...
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An old lady dies and goes to heaven and is chatting with St. Peter
at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful
blood-curdling screams.
"Don't worry ...
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Before the election, Bush was asked by Oprah Winfrey if he worried about what other people think of him. He replied...
"I care what 51 percent of the people think of me."
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Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the big table, and
looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?", he
squeaks.
Papa Bear ...
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SIGNS YOU HAVE HAD TOO MUCH OF THE 90s
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1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is
that they do not have email addresses.
2. If you can't order it by ...
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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the ...
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On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle.
One day the tower ...
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Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows95:
Windows95: n.
A 32 bit extension and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 ...
