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"The only way to get rid of drug addiction in Kuwait is to legalize alcohol."
- Mohammad Rashed al-Hefaiti, candidate for the Kuwaiti parliament.
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* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
* Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"
* Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
* Why is a ...
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Howard is a 95 year old man who lives in a senior citizen home. Every
night after dinner, Howard goes to the secluded garden behind the center
to sit and ponder his ...
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What is the oldest US military base on foreign soil?
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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine
the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated.
As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, ...
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Did you hear Abe Lincoln was Jewish?
He was shot in the temple!
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This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that
I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and
other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes.
It's a ...
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The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp - they've just bounced it off Big Ben for the 12th time.
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Clint Howard has worked together on a number of projects with his brother
Ron Howard, which was the first?
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GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, com-corder, ...
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You may not know her name, but you would probably recognize her voice - who
was Jane Barbe?
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PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN It Still Does Nothing
APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI System Can't See It
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake
up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to
feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people ...
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- you launch your see-saw partner into the next county.
- it takes less water to fill the bath tub than it used to.
- the school plays Pomp and Circumference when you ...
