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"The only way to get rid of drug addiction in Kuwait is to legalize alcohol." - Mohammad Rashed al-Hefaiti, candidate for the Kuwaiti parliament. 

Why...

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* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? * Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" * Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? * Why is a ...

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Howard and Annabel

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Howard is a 95 year old man who lives in a senior citizen home. Every night after dinner, Howard goes to the secluded garden behind the center to sit and ponder his ...

Welcome to PanditJi On Call

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Military Bases

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What is the oldest US military base on foreign soil?

The Mortician

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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, ...

Abe Lincoln (quick one)

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Did you hear Abe Lincoln was Jewish? He was shot in the temple!

Send us money for beer please

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This is a real, honest-to-god, piece of SPAM (junk mail) that I received recently, back before Enron and Worldcom and other as yet undisclosed corporate crimes. It's a ...

A British Take...

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The IRA have hijacked the Goodyear blimp - they've just bounced it off Big Ben for the 12th time.

Famous Brothers

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Clint Howard has worked together on a number of projects with his brother Ron Howard, which was the first?

Ways to get even

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GARAGE SALE: Place an ad in the classified section of your local newspaper advertising a GIGANTIC Garage Sale listing the address of your victim. Advertise televisions, com-corder, ...

Famous Voices

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You may not know her name, but you would probably recognize her voice - who was Jane Barbe?

Computer acronyms

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PCMCIA People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN It Still Does Nothing APPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity SCSI System Can't See It ...

Philosophy of Drinking

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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra The problem with some people ...

You know you are overweight when...

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- you launch your see-saw partner into the next county. - it takes less water to fill the bath tub than it used to. - the school plays Pomp and Circumference when you ...

 


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