Quote of the Week (be careful when returning gifts)
"No, no, you didn't! Your sister was in there!"
-- Marvin Tippery, to his sister Judy Money, upon hearing that she had just
returned the decorative box he gave her for Christmas (as reported by the
Omaha World Herald on Dec. 28th, 2001). What Judy did not realize, when she
went to Wal-Mart to return the slightly damaged box, was that it contained
the ashes of their recently departed sister. She rushed back to the
Wal-Mart, only to learn that the box had been thrown out. Eventually, the
two were able to find their sister's remains - in a nearby landfill.
