Why Dogs Are Better Than Women...
WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs don't expect you to call when you are running late.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
A dog's parents never visit.
Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
Dogs don't hate their bodies.
No dog ever bought a Barry Manilow album ( sorry, Barry, you are my
favorite )
Dogs never criticize.
Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs would rather have you buy them a hamburger dinner than a lobster
one.
You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
Dogs find you amusing when you've had too much to drink.
Dogs can't talk very long.
Dogs always love you, right or wrong.
