Tickle Me Elmo
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle
me Elmo dolls". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the
boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her she
would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed
into boxes.
On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut
down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the line to
find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but
she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was
sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on
the dolls. The boss could not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to
give each doll Two----Test----Tickles."
