Three couples.
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and a young, newlywed
couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special requirements
for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks."
The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor went
to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to abstain from sex for two
weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at all, Pastor." "Congratulations!
Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you able to
abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first week was not
too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a few nights but,
yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor.
The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you able
to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" "No Pastor, we were not able to go
without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What happened?"
inquired the pastor.
"My wife was reaching for a can of paint on the top shelf and dropped it. When
she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and took advantage of her
right there."
"You understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the pastor.
"We know," said the young man, "we're not welcome at HOME DEPOT anymore
either
