Three Breasts
God Created Women.
God created woman and she had 3 breasts.
He then asked the woman, "Is there anything
you'd like to have changed?"
She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this
middle breast?"
And so it was done... and it was good.
Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding
the third breast in her hand,"What can be done
with this useless boob?"
And God Created Man.