The TRUE story of Cinderella
Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her.
As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears and
promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball
but only on TWO conditions...
" First you must wear a diaphragm "
Cinderella agrees, " What's the second condition? "
" You must be home by 2 a.m. Any later and your diaphragm will turn into a
PUMPKIN "
Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes and
Cinderella doesn't show up. FINALLY at 5 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking
love-struck and **VERY** satisfied.
" Where have you been? " demands the fairy godmother " Your diaphragm was
supposed to turn into a pumpkin 3 hours ago!!! "
" I met a prince fairy godmother. He took care of everything "
" I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name! "
" I cannot remember exactly.... Peter Peter, something or other... "
