The Prescription
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his
checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said,
"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with
horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely
die.
Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure he
is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal he can take to
work And for dinner, prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't
burden him with chores, as this could further his stress. Don't discuss
your problems with him; it will only make his stress worse. Try to relax
your husband in the evening by wearing lingerie and giving him plenty of
back rubs. Encourage him to watch some type of team sporting event on
television. And, most importantly, make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you can do this for the next
10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health
completely.
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?"
"You're going to die." she replied.
