The nursing home...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in
her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going
down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me
ma'am but you were speeding." "Can I see your driver's license?" She
digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and
hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her
on her way.
Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps
out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the
center line back there." "Can I see your registration please?" She
digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands
it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her
on her way.
She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she
comes to the old man's room again he jumps out. He's stark naked and
has an erection! The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says,
"Oh no-not the Breathalyzer again!"
