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The Newlywed Game


Note: Unlike many such things, this really is a true story. You can hear the audio clip at http://www.snopes2.com/radiotv/audio/newlywed.rm Just think, where would we be without the Game Show Network. - editor


Contributed by: The San Fernando Valley Folklore Society's Urban Legends Reference Pages ( http://www.snopes.com )


A true story from the Newlywed Game:

Bob: Here's the last of our five-point questions. Girls, tell me where, specifically, is the weirdest place that you personally, girls, have ever gotten the urge the make whoopee. The weirdest place. Olga?

Olga: Umm . . .

Bob: Yes, Olga?

Olga: Uh . . .

Henry: Go ahead.

Bob: Yes, Olga.

Olga: I'm trying to think. Umm . . . [Turns to husband.] Gee Henry, what did you say?

Bob: Hey, don't ask him. He can't help you out at all.

Olga: Is it in the ass? [Last three words bleeped]

(audience laughter)

Bob: No no no . . . no . . . what I'm talking about is the weirdest location, the weirdest place . . .

Olga: The weirdest location. I don't know. [Laughs]

Henry: [Laughs uproariously]




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