The Amish and Elevators
The Amish and Elevators...
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by
almost everything they saw, but especially two shiny, silver walls in the
hotel lobby that could move apart and back together again. The boy
asked his father, "What is this father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an older lady,
limping slightly with a cane, slowly walks up to the moving walls and
pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady walks between them and into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched, small circles of light
with numbers above the wall light up. They continued to watch the circles
light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out.
The father said to his son, "Go get your Mother."
