Texas Baby
A proud Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar,
announcing that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas
baby boy" weighing 20 pounds. WOW! (Congratulations
from all around...)
Two weeks later the Texan returned to the same bar. The
bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father
of the typical Texas baby boy that weighed 20 pounds at
birth? How much does he weigh now?" The proud father
answered, "Fifteen pounds." The bartender said, "Why,
what happened? After all, he weighed 20 pounds when he
was born!" The proud Texas father took a long, slow pull on
his longneck Bud, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned
into the bartender and proudly said, "We just had him
circumcised!"
