Stressed
Prayer for the Stressed
God, Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,The
courage to change the things I cannot accept, And the wisdom to hide
the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me
off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today. As
they may be connected to the ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work.... 12% on Monday, 23% on
Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Fridays and help me
to remember..... When I'm having a really bad day, And it seems that
people are trying to piss me off, That it takes 42 muscles to frown,
And only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
