Squirrels
There were three country churches in a small Texas town: the Presbyterian
church, the Methodist church and the Catholic church. Each church was
overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do
about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined
that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't
interfere with God's divine will.
The Methodist group got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the
squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days later,
the squirrels were back.
It was only the Catholics who were able to come up with the best and most
effective solution. They baptized the squirrels and registered them as
members of the church. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.