Six Again
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be
six again," she replied.
On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off
they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride
in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear -
everything there was! Wow!
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling
And her stomach upside down.
Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a
Happy meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie - the latest Star Wars epic, and hot dogs,
popcorn, Pepsi Cola and M&Ms. What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed.
He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being
six again?"
One eye slowly opened, and then the wife said, "You idiot, I meant my
dress size!
The moral of this story: Even when the man is listening, he's still
gonna get it wrong
