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Silence would have been Golden


A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a long hard look at herself. "You know, dear, she says, I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my tummy is sagging and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says; "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well...there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

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