Sam and Bessie
An elderly Florida couple, Sam and Bessie, are vacationing in Las Vegas.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale
one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly. He
walks into their room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about
me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, Come on Bessie, take a good look. Notice anything
different about me?"
Bessie looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks into the
room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this
time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it
was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN,
BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY BOOTS!
To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Shoulda bought a hat."
