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Quote of the Week (Sacrifice the Chocolate Rabbit!)


"When we yelled 'Sacrifice the chocolate rabbit' they jumped out of their parked cars and started to circle us. They were praying hard. It was really chaos."

-- High Priestess Cyndia Riker, owner of the Witches Grove pagan gift shop, describing a recent encounter with Christians during a sacred spring equinox ceremony held in the gift shop's parking lot. Evidently a central part of the ceremony involves "sacrificing" a chocolate bunny in a fondue pot, then eating pretzels dipped in the remains of the bunny, to symbolize "the joining of God and Goddess".




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