Quick stories
TRUE FUNNY STORIES
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I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the
poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because
she caught her little daughter eating ants.
I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would
be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital. She calmed down,
and at the end of the conversation happened to mention that she gave
her daughter some ant poison to eat in order to kill the ants. I told
her that
she better bring her daughter in to the Emergency room right away.
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Seems that a year ago, some Boeing employees on the field decided to
steal a life raft from one of the 747s. They were successful in
getting it out of the plane and home. When they took it for a float on
the River, they were quite surprised by a Coast Guard helicopter
coming towards them
It turned out that the the chopper was homing in on the emergency
locator that is activated when the raft is inflated. They are no
longer employed there.
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I worked for a while at a Wal-Mart store, selling sporting goods. As
an employee of Wal-Mart you are sometimes required to make store-wide
pages, e.g.,"I have a customer in hardware who needs assistance at the
paint counter."
One night a tentative female voice came over the intercom s ystem with
the (I kid you not) following message:
"I have a customer by the balls in toys who needs assistance."
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A police officer had a perfect hiding place for watching for speeders.
But one day, everyone was under the speed limit, the officer found the
problem: a 10 year old boy was standing on the side of the road with a
huge hand painted sign which said "RADAR TRAP AHEAD."
A little more investigative work led the officer to the boy's
accomplice, another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a
sign reading "TIPS", and a bucket at his feet, full of change.
