Quick Ones
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
What do Tupperware and a walrus have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
If a light sleeper sleeps with a light on, what does a hard sleeper sleep with?
What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash slash backslash escape
What did the lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?
They're right! We do taste like chicken!
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
Their balls are just for decoration.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
What are YOU shaking for? She is going to eat me!
What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is using a feather... kinky is using the whole chicken.
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers?
Well hung.
What is the difference between a hormone, and an enzyme?
You can't hear an enzyme.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Megasorass
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... men will screw anything.
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with... the other is used to carry groceries.
