Postal Workers
A Post Office worker at the main sorting office finds an
unstamped, Poorly hand-written envelope addressed to God.
He opens it and discovers it is from an elderly lady, distressed
because some thief robbed her of 100 dollars. She will be cold
and hungry for the rest of the month if she doesn't receive
some divine intervention.
The worker organizes a collection amongst the other postal
workers, who Dig deep and come up with 96 dollars. They get
it to her by special courier the same morning.
A week later, the same postal worker recognizes the same
hand on another envelope. He opens it and reads:
"Dear God, Thank you for the 100 dollars. This month would
have been so bleak otherwise.
"P.S. It was four dollars short but that was probably those
thieving bastards at the Post Office."