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Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

17 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

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1. It's an incentive to show up. 2. It leads to more honest communications. 3. It reduces complaints about low pay. 4. Employees tell management what they think, not what ...

Ever wonder what Michael Jackson was doing on 9/11

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Michael Jackson describes his September 11th experience in the March issue of Vibe...  "I was in New York (after performing at Madison Square Garden on Sept. 7 and 10), and I got ...

The princess

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I once was on a plane where I was served by an obviously homosexual male flight attendant. At one point, he bounced over to where I was sitting and announced "The Captain has ...

Fruit of the Loom

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The other morning I took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" I said to myself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when I shook them out. "Jeanette," I ...

Bra Types

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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the ...

They weren't terrorists, but...

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F-16 Jets Force Plane Down In Citrus County F-16 fighter jets were called into action Tuesday night in Citrus County to force a plane down. Authorities said that the plane ...

A MAN'S ANSWERS TO EVERY QUESTION A WOMAN EVER ASKS

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1. WHY ARE MEN SUCH JERKS? It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average life span of a ...

Thoughts for the Day

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Some Thoughts for the Day - What's the difference between the Pope and your boss? The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. Never trust a stockbroker who's married ...

Stress Diet

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THE STRESS DIET This diet is designed to help you cope with the stress that builds up during the day. BREAKFAST 1 grapefruit 1 slice whole wheat toast 8 oz. skim ...

WW WA PP ATR

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A man traveling by plane was in urgent need of a restroom facility. However, each time he tried, it was occupied. The flight attendant aware of his predicament, suggested he ...

Ha

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Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money ...

THOU SHALT NOT SKIM FLAVOR FROM THE HOLIDAYS

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THOU SHALT NOT SKIM FLAVOR FROM THE HOLIDAYS By Craig Wilson, USA TODAY I hate this time of year. Not for its crass commercialism and forced frivolity, but because it's the ...

Three Breasts

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God Created Women. God created woman and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?" She replied, "Yes, could get rid of ...

The Doctor's Office

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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse ...

10 things I hate about Star Trek

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By an anonymous Trekkie.  10. Noisy doors.  You can't walk three feet in a starship without some door whooshing or screeching at you. My office building has automatic sliding ...

Take five minutes and chuckle

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Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of actual similes and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each ...

From an Airplane

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This is a rather large guy I know who typed these observations from an airplane... ok this is the up date from the airplane. ya ya i know you aint supposed to use the internet from ...

Living Will

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While watching March Madness, my wife and I got into a conversation About life and death and the need for living wills. During the course of the conversation, I told her that I ...

Computer Geek Trivia

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When engineer David Bradley said "I may have invented it, but Bill Gates made it famous", to what was he referring?

Clever Lawyer

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A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client ...

Software

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Software doesn't just appear on the shelves by magic. That program shrink-wrapped inside the box along with the indecipherable manual and 12-paragraph disclaimer notice ...

Had a bad day

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Just in case you've had a rough day, here's a stress management technique. Recommended in all the latest psychological texts. The funny thing is that it really works... 1. ...

Six Again

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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they ...

 

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