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Land title

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One of the best examples of how ridiculous government paperwork can be is illustrated by a recent case in Louisiana. A company president was trying to buy some land in ...

25 Proverbs to a Healthier Life

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1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going ...

Caught!

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They were alone in the house. It was a cold, dark stormy night. The storm had come up quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the ...

Frog

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A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release ...

Capitalism and Cows

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TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM - You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN ...

Man Foils Armed Robbery with Tin of Sauerkraut

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Man Foils Armed Robbery with Tin of Sauerkraut BERLIN (Reuters) - An elderly German man thwarted armed robbers by throwing a tin of sauerkraut at them, police said on Friday. ...

Laws of Physics

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Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, or you'll have  to pee. Law of the  Workshop: Any tool, when ...

Valentine's Day Poetry

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These are entries to a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be ...

Santa's Little Helpers

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I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

Little Johnny (getting married)

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Little Johnny and Susie are only ten years old, but they're sure they're in love and decided they wanted to get married. Little Johnny bravely approached Susie's father and ...

Larry Walters, Lawn Chair Pilot

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Larry Walters is among the relatively few who have actually turned their dreams into reality. His story is true, though you may find it hard to believe.  Larry was a truck ...

Atheist

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An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred ...

Things NOT to say to the nice police officer

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Things NOT to say to the nice police officer: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. ...

Quick Ones 8

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Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A: A tick falls off you when you die. Q: What's the definition of mixed emotions? A: When you see your ...

Some will identify

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COMPUTER PROVERBS 1. Home is where you hang you're @. 2. The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. 3. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single ...

Drinking on the Job

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Drinking on the Job While most companies refrain from allowing consumption of alcohol on the premises, there are some good arguments for changing that policy. Reasons for ...

Blonde Riding

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Blonde Riding A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs ...

Office Remodeling

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An actual email sent by an office manager during a recent remodeling… from: Mari H. to: ALL subject: Quiz 1. The remainder of the panels, worksurfaces, etc. in ...

Thanksgiving Dinner

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Thanksgiving Dinner Martha Stewart will not be dining with us this Thanksgiving. I'm telling you in advance, so don't act surprised. Since Ms. Stewart won't be coming, I've ...

Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

Redneck Fisherman

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A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Alabama recently with two ice chests full of fish.  He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, ...

Monkey, Lizard, and a Crocodile

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A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when a lizard walks past. The lizard looks up and says to the monkey "Hey! what are you doing?" The monkey says "Smoking a joint, ...

Time

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On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower ...

New virus alert

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Just wanted to warn everyone there's a new virus -code name is "Work." If you receive "Work" from your colleagues, your boss, or any one else, do not touch "Work" under any ...

 

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