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Breasts

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The Difference Between Women With Small Or Large Breasts WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS... ..can get a taxi on the worst days ..have a neat place to carry spare change ...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE LIVING IN THE YEAR 2002 WHEN...

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1. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is because they do not have e-mail addresses. 2. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 3. ...

English Language

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REASONS WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS DIFFICULT TO LEARN 1) The bandage was wound around the wound. 2) The farm was used to produce produce. 3) The dump was so full that it ...

The Book of Leviticus

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Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to ...

Pest Control

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A woman was having a passionate affair with an inspector from a pest control company. One afternoon they were carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home ...

Sister Margaret

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Sister Margaret had been a model nun all her life, but then she was called to her reward. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint Peter said "Hold on, Sister Margaret... not ...

Doctor's Examination

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A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, found it somewhat below ...

Divine Interventions

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I don't usually links to other websites, but when I stumbled across this one while wandering the outer fringes of the Internet, I knew I had to make an exception... (Be ...

Tawdry

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In the seventh century, Queen Etheldrida of Northumbria developed a throat tumor, which she regarded as divine punishment for her life of extravagance. Before her death, she ...

George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard

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George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard 1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees ...

What you didn't learn in school

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For high school and college graduates, here is a list of 11 things they did not learn in school. In his book, Bill Gates talks about how feel-good, politically correct ...

Things NOT to say to the nice police officer

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Things NOT to say to the nice police officer: I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. ...

Golf 5

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A man asks his wife the following questions after a long discussion about her life if he were to die before her. Husband: "Honey, if I were to die before you, would you ...

Three pints of Guinness

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An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes ...

Redneck Limo

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Anger Management

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When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know...

My Dear Wife...

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My Dear Wife,  You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. ...

One-liners

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The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist. I'd rather die living than live dying. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your ...

Comments

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A gastroenterologist/proctologist claims that these are actual comments made by his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly ...

Sex

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SOCIAL SECURITY SEX: So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, I get a little each month, but not ...

Out All Weekend

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A man left work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. ...

Why...

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* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? * Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery" * Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? * Why is a ...

New Study

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A study in London showed that the kind of "male face" a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ...

Presidential Quotes

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What US president once said "It is a good thing I am not a woman, as I would always be pregnant, for I cannot say no"

 

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