The Manbottle Library  :  Humor  :  Popular

Popular


Main   |   Index   |   New   |   Popular   |   Random

Page:   PREV   --1--    2  3  NEXT

Santa's Little Helpers

Viewed 8 times
I suppose this explains why he's always so jolly...
Santa's little helpers

Bill of Rights

Viewed 8 times
Bill of Rights restated State Representative Mitchell Kaye of Georgia wrote the following: We, the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get ...

The Book of Leviticus

Viewed 8 times
Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that homosexuality is an abomination according to ...

A man was crossing a road one day...

Viewed 7 times
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his ...

Sick Joke

Viewed 6 times
A drunk goes into a bar. He is very, very drunk - can hardly stand up. He slurs his way up to the bar and says: "Hey, bartender! Gimme a martini!" "No, no," says the ...

Tips for Northerners moving South

Viewed 6 times
Tips for Northerners moving South 1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed later how to use it. 2. If you forget a Southerner's name, refer to him (or ...

Hollywood Squares 2

Viewed 5 times
Here are some quotes from Hollywood Squares Game Show in the 70's, when game show's responses were spontaneous and not scripted like they are now. God bless Paul Lynde, Rose ...

FROM JESSE JACKSON

Viewed 5 times
Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to ...

Top 15 Women's T-shirt Slogans

Viewed 5 times
Top 15 Women's T-shirt Slogans: 1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes. 2. I hate everybody, and you're next. 3. And your point is...? 4. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ...

Ha

Viewed 5 times
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money ...

TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES

Viewed 5 times
TOP 10 OLD FOLKS' PARTY GAMES 1. Sag - You're It! 2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 4. Kick the Bucket 5. Red Rover, Red ...

Hollywood Squares

Viewed 4 times
If you remember The Original Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may bring a tear to your eyes. These great questions and answers are from the days when "Hollywood Squares" ...

Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials

Viewed 4 times
Accuracy Movement Spreading to Other Memorials Jan 17, 2002 (NEW YORK) The New York City Fire Department commissioned a statue of the famous photo of three firemen hoisting an ...

MacGregor the Fence Builder

Viewed 4 times
A Scottish old-timer in Scotland, in a bar, says to a young man, "Lad, look out there to the field. Do ya see that fence? Look how well it's built. I built that fence stone by ...

'Hi, Jack' on plane triggers SWAT team

Viewed 4 times
'Hi, Jack' on plane triggers SWAT team  by Shawn D. Lewis / The Detroit News ( http://detnews.com/ )  Waterford - Pilots named Jack, beware.  Minutes after a boarding ...

Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen

Viewed 4 times
Thursday July 5 1:43 PM ET Missouri Man Bakes Fireworks, Blows Up Kitchen KANSAS CITY, Mo. (Reuters) - Fireworks hidden in a Kansas City man's oven turned out to be a ...

Quote of the Day 2

Viewed 4 times
We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads." - Vlade Divac, Los Angeles Lakers

Better with age

Viewed 4 times
Strange Therapy Sessions A couple, both age 76, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual ...

If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer

Viewed 4 times
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer... If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on ...

A Blonde, a Blonde

Viewed 4 times
A blond was sitting in first class on a non-stop flight from Los Angeles to New York. The stewardess came up and asked her if she had a ticket for first-class and the blond ...

Things you learn from the movies

Viewed 4 times
1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people - whether they are employed or not. 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins ...

Stupid Horse

Viewed 4 times
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish ...

Resumes and cover letters

Viewed 4 times
Taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in the July 21, 1997 issue of Fortune Magazine: 1. "I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience." ...

Cave Symbols

Viewed 4 times
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance. 1. A dog 2. A ...

 

Page:   PREV   --1--    2  3  NEXT


This compliation is copyright © 2000-2014 Wiggins Professional Services, Inc.
Individual items contained herein are the copyright of their respective owners.