Points to Ponder
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
