Pinocchio
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain
about splinters when they were making love. Pinocchio, therefore,
went to visit Ghepetto to see if he could help. Ghepetto suggested
he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped
away enlightened.
A couple of weeks later, Ghepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily
through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio
replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
