Philosophy of Drinking
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake
up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to
feel all day.
- Frank Sinatra
The problem with some people is that when they aren't
drunk, they're sober.
- William Butler Yeats
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to
spend time with his fools.
- Ernest Hemingway
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will
teach you to keep your mouth shut.
- Ernest Hemingway
Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
- Anonymous
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
- Catherine Zandonella
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of
denying himself a pleasure.
- Ambrose Bierce
Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one
activity that truly gives me pleasure, hooking up with
fat hairy girls.
- Ross Levy
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my
lunch?
- W.C. Fields
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
- Anonymous
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
- Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up
reading.
- Henny Youngman
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal
lobotomy.
- Tom Waits
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and
an airline--it helps if you have some kind of a football
team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you
need a beer.
- Frank Zappa
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol
than alcohol has taken out of me.
- Winston Churchill
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be
happy.
- Benjamin Franklin
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet
beer.
- Homer Simpson
I drink to make other people interesting.
- George Jean Nathan
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like
me--so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing
you with beer.
- Homer Simpson
