Out All Weekend
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But it was payday, so instead of going
home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending
his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night, he
was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with
a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him, "How would you like it
if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
He replied, "That would be fine with me."
Monday went by and he didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and
went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just
enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
