Only in America
A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.
A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: 'Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl'."
The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker."
"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'." - the policeman answers.
"But I am not an American." - says the man.
"Oh, what are you then?"
The man says: - "I am a Pakistani."
The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored"
