One-liners
The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
I'd rather die living than live dying.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism, it's your count that votes.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
People who are happy at work obviously don't have enough to do.
To raise the SAT scores of our children, first raise the SAT scores of their parents.
'Tis better to have loved and lost, than marry a woman you can't defrost.
At work, I have to take breaks with the smokers just to keep up on office gossip.
Sweat is nature's way of saying your muscles are crying.
