On a Train...
On a train there was George Bush, Bill Clinton, Janet Reno and Jennifer
Lopez. After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark
tunnel and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. When they leave the
tunnel, Clinton has a big red slap mark on his cheek.
Jennifer Lopez thought, "That sleazeball Clinton wanted to touch me and by
mistake, he must have put his hand on Janet Reno, who in turn slapped his
face."
Janet Reno thought, "That dirty Bill Clinton laid his hands on Jennifer
Lopez and she smacked him."
Bill Clinton thought, "George put his hand on Jennifer Lopez and by mistake
she slapped me."
George Bush thought, "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again."
