Nursing home
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home
and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the
nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a
window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seems OK, but after a while
she slowly starts to lean over sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses
immediately rush up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seems OK,
but after a while she starts to tilt to the other side. The nurses rush back
and once more bring her back upright. This goes on all morning.
Later the family arrives to see how the old woman is adjusting to her new home.
"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" They ask. "It's pretty
nice," she replies. "Except they won't let you fart."
