Never Say to a Cop
Things You Should NEVER Say When Stopped by the Police!
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy for the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doing about 125 to keep up with me! Good job!
5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.
6. I was going to become a cop, but decided to finish high school.
7. I bet it feels good standing up and walking off those donuts, huh?
8. You're not going to check my truck, are you?
9. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?
10. So, uh, are you on the take, or what?
