More too much of the 90s
MORE SIGNS THAT YOU'VE HAD "TOO MUCH OF THE 90S"
1. You worry about your microwave being year 2000 compliant.
2. You didn't realize Sunday was Easter until you read
your Dilbert calendar.
3. The only time you think of getting laid is when the
word "off" is right behind it.
4. When you are in the mood for a party atmosphere,
you go to a chat room.
5. You feel behind the times because you still watch
movies on tapes instead of dvds.
6. You start believing the NBA players deserve a raise.
7. You open a family business with yourself as the president,
and the other family members try to squeeze you out.
8. At bars you give out your e-mail address instead of phone numbers.
9. When your wife puts on sexy lingerie and lures you into bed,
you stop her because you have to check your e-mail first.
10. You would go to the park to enjoy a spring afternoon,
but there aren't any modem jacks.
11. You read about the sweatshop workers and think of how
tragic their situation is before going to work in your 4x4 cubicle
for twelve hours.
