More Drunker-er
Three women had a very late night out drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home separately. They met the next day at the water cooler and compared notes about who was drunker the night before.
The first gal claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home, walked into the house, and as soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
To which the second gal replied, "You think that was drunk? I got in my car, drove out of the parking lot, and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
And the third proclaimed, "I was by far the most drunk. I got home, got in a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and started the house on fire!"
They all looked at each other for a moment. Then the first gal says:
"Ladies, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."
