Little Johnny (on sex)
LITTLE JOHNNY ON SEX
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom one day only to catch him sitting
on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of sex
with his wife. Johnny's father in attempt to hide his full erection with a
condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously "What ya doin dad?"
His father quickly replied, "I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed, to
which Little Johnny replied "What ya gonna do, f_ck him?"