Little Johnny (dads)
A Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad's do for a
living. Little Mary says: "My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys
in jail." Little Jack says: "My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick
people better."
All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny. The
teacher says: "Johnny, what does your Dad do? "Johnny says "My
Dad is dead. "I'm sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he
died ?" "He turned blue and shit on the carpet."