Leper advantages
Top ten advantages of being a leper:
10. No one notices if you're not wearing the latest fashion.
9. It's easy to get rid of door-to-door salesman.
8. No makeup is necessary for you're role as an alien in the next Star Wars film.
7. Nothing grosses you out.
6. You're drivers license photo looks like you.
5. Politicians won't shake you're hand.
4. You're a natural 'attention getter'.
3. You'll never have to deal with the pressure of being the 'bottom bitch' for your pimp.
2. No effort necessary for Halloween.
1. You live in Hawaii!
