Larry and the Travel Agent
Larry goes to see his travel agent. The conversation goes something like this...
"Hey Larry, going away on vacation again?"
"Yes, but I need to ask for something different."
"Go ahead, ask me."
"You know last year you suggested Hawaii and when I returned my wife was pregnant."
"Yes, but..."
"And the year before you suggested Bermuda and when I returned my wife was pregnant."
"Yes, but..."
"And the year before that I went to Bali and when I returned my wife was pregnant."
"Yes."
"Well, could you suggest something cheaper this year, so I can bring her with me?"