Hunting Accident
Two men are hunting in the woods when one of them suddenly falls to the
ground. He doesn't appear to be breathing. The second man pulls out his
cell phone and dials 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What
should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Okay, just take it easy.
First let's make sure he's really dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the
line and says "Okay, now what?"
