Hillary
Hillary Clinton went in for her yearly checkup. When she was finished,
she asked her gynecologist how things looked. He said he was pleased,
and that she was in great shape. She was also pregnant!
She told the doctor there was no way, but he said that she most
definitely was a month pregnant. Well, she stormed out of the office and
went to the receptionist and took the phone and called the White House.
When the operator answered she said that it was Hillary and that she
wanted to talk to Bill right away. The receptionist rang the Oval
Office. Bill answered and Hillary said, "I can't believe it! I'm pregnant!
You got me pregnant!!"
Bill remained silent. Again, Hillary screamed, "I'M PREGNANT!!
YOU GOT ME PREGNANT!!"
Finally Bill answered, "Who is this?"
