Why he did it...
Top Five Reasons Osama Bin Laden chose New York City:
5) He was tired of the Yankees winning the World Series.
4) Still upset over the breakup of Regis and Kathy Lee.
3) Couldn't get tickets to "Beauty and the Beast".
2) Never got over losing his job as a NYC cab driver.
But the real reason…
1) The World Trade Center stood as two giant reminders of his inadequacy as a man.
