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You knew these were coming...


Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing... yet.



Q: How do you play Taliban bingo?

A: B-52... F-16... B-1...



Q: What is the Taliban's national bird?

A: Duck



Q: How is Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.



Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!



Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.



Q: What's the difference between Christmas and Osama Bin Laden?

A: There will be a Christmas in December



Q: Why doesn't the Taliban have Drivers Ed and Sex Ed classes on the same day?

A: Because the camels can't handle it



Q: How many Bin Laden terrorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: No one may ever know.



Q: What's orange and looks good on Taliban militiamen?

A: Napalm.



Q: What do you get when you cross a B-52 bomber and Osama Bin Ladin?

A: an expensive fireworks show



Q: How do you clear an Afghanistan bingo hall?

A: Yell B-52 as loud as you can



Q: How does a member of the Taliban have safe sex?

A: They put a red X on the camels that kick.




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