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Dear Mr. bin Laden

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If you can read this...

Escape

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Bin Laden was recently spotted attempting to escape from Afghanistan...
bin Laden escaping

Osama Hunting License

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Osama hunting License

Bin Laden Found!

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Hey, they found him! Just around the corner too.
bin Laden found

Dr. Suess on the Terrorists

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Every U down in U-ville liked U.S. a lot, But the Binch, who lived Far East of U-ville, did not. The Binch hated U.S! the whole U.S. way! Now don't ask me why, for nobody ...

The Americans

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Note: The following editorial was written by the late Gordon Sinclair in 1973. Although some details have changed since then, the basic sentiments still remain true ...

Priceless

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priceless

Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

How to find bin Laden.

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The CIA has a new tactic. It is following Jane Fonda - she has been dating the guy for six months.

Suicide bombers

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It has been reported that bin Laden has been recruiting suicide bombers from India. We now have proof of a new wave of attacks from the sky but there is little to fear, the ...

New Terrorist Leader Identified

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I think we may have identified another of the terrorist leaders. Take a look at this photo taken at a recent anti-American protest in Dhaka, Bangladesh. Pay close attention to ...

Pacifists

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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid, naïve, hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:  1) Approach dumb rich ignorant ...

A Moral Question

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I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a ...

Weather Report

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The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees ...

Patriotic Duty

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Patriotic Duty

Jay Leno on Homeland Security

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You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to ...

The Real Bush Theory on Iraq

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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here? Bush says, "We're planning the next ...

Valentine's Day

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Little David came home from first grade and told his father they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're ...

Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

Stay on alert

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Be advised that terrorists may attempt to pass themselves off as ordinary American citizens and may even attempt to change their hair color, wardrobe or appearance in order to ...

Warning

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Important! I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier today and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am ...

 

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