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Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

Afghan Rocket Launcher

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Afghan rocket launcher

Pacifists

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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid, naïve, hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:  1) Approach dumb rich ignorant ...

A Moral Question

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I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a ...

Happiest Man in the World

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(part of a collection posted last week to rec.humor.funny) subject: Happiest Man in the World As we watched the horrific events unfold on Tuesday, September 11, my friends ...

Special Delivery

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When it absolutely, positively...

Muslim Outrage?

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Muslim outrage huh. OK... let's do a little historical review. Just some of the lowlights:  Muslims fly commercial airliners into buildings in New York City. No Muslim outrage. ...

Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

Taliban Singles Online

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There is dating in Afghanistan...  <IMAGE>

You knew these were coming...

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Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national ...

George W. Bush Quote

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The quote below is from an MSNBC.com article. The article was talking about his address to Congress tonight (Thursday 9/20/2001). According to the article, Bush made this ...

Weather Report

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The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees ...

Profiling

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To ensure we Americans never offend anyone - particularly fanatics intent on killing us - airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random ...

CALIFORNIA WARNIN'

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CALIFORNIA WARNIN' BY THE FEDS AND THE COPPERS The bridges are at risk Said Governor Grey He brought out the Guard to watch them all I think they're gonna stay ...

Holy War

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Never bring a knife to a gun fight...
Holy War

Postcard to Osama Bin Ladin

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See You Soon...
postcard to Osama bin Laden

Priceless

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priceless

Statue of Liberty

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Statue of Liberty

Sunroof - Afghan style

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Abdul Kayum flashes a thumbs-up as he drives his damaged minivan on the road near the airport in Kandahar, Afghanistan, Thursday, Dec. 13, 2001. Kayum said he had stopped on the ...

 

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