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Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

Happiest Man in the World

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(part of a collection posted last week to rec.humor.funny) subject: Happiest Man in the World As we watched the horrific events unfold on Tuesday, September 11, my friends ...

George W. Bush Quote

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The quote below is from an MSNBC.com article. The article was talking about his address to Congress tonight (Thursday 9/20/2001). According to the article, Bush made this ...

Weather Report

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The weather in Afghanistan tomorrow is expected to be sunny in the morning with increasing mushroom clouds in the afternoon. The temperature looks to be a moderate 2000 degrees ...

Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

Instructions

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Instructions

Pacifists

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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid, naïve, hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:  1) Approach dumb rich ignorant ...

A Moral Question

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I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a ...

Bin Laden Found!

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Hey, they found him! Just around the corner too.
bin Laden found

Patriotic Duty

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Patriotic Duty

Taliban Secret Weapons

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I've been amusing myself coming up with Taliban "secret weapons", including mobile AA guns mounted on camels and "stealth horses" with pillows tied round their feet. However, I'm ...

Muslim Outrage?

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Muslim outrage huh. OK... let's do a little historical review. Just some of the lowlights:  Muslims fly commercial airliners into buildings in New York City. No Muslim outrage. ...

Jay Leno on Homeland Security

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You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to ...

Taliban Singles Online

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There is dating in Afghanistan...  <IMAGE>

A Tribute

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Note: I normally avoid sending out links to other websites, but this is among the best of the tribute sites I've seen relating to the events of September 11th. - ed. ...

Play Ball

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Play Ball

A little look into the future...

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Lakefront property anyone?
Lake Afghanistan

We'll go forward

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from the Miami Herald September 12, 2001 by Leonard Pitts We'll go forward from this moment It's my job to have something to say. They pay me to provide words that ...

The Americans

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Note: The following editorial was written by the late Gordon Sinclair in 1973. Although some details have changed since then, the basic sentiments still remain true ...

Profiling

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To ensure we Americans never offend anyone - particularly fanatics intent on killing us - airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random ...

 

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