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Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

Stay on alert

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Be advised that terrorists may attempt to pass themselves off as ordinary American citizens and may even attempt to change their hair color, wardrobe or appearance in order to ...

Taliban Secret Weapons

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I've been amusing myself coming up with Taliban "secret weapons", including mobile AA guns mounted on camels and "stealth horses" with pillows tied round their feet. However, I'm ...

Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

Warning

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Important! I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier today and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am ...

You knew these were coming...

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Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national ...

A Moral Question

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I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a ...

Latest Video of bin Laden

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Patriotic Duty

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Patriotic Duty

Priceless

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priceless

Special Delivery

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When it absolutely, positively...

Why Suicide

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Why radical Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide... No premarital sex. No booze. None. Never. No TV. No cable TV. No satellite TV. No Spice channel. No ...

Jay Leno on Homeland Security

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You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to ...

New USMC motto in Afghanistan

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IT'S GOD'S RESPONSIBILITY TO FORGIVE BIN LADEN IT'S OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO ARRANGE THE MEETING * United States Marine Corps *

New Weapon

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New weapon in the war on terrorism...
Anti-Jihad weapon

Suicide bombers

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It has been reported that bin Laden has been recruiting suicide bombers from India. We now have proof of a new wave of attacks from the sky but there is little to fear, the ...

Pacifists

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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid, naïve, hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:  1) Approach dumb rich ignorant ...

Play Ball

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Play Ball

Tourist of Death

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By now many of you have seen the supposed snapshot of the unfortunate tourist getting his picture taken on top of World Trade Center that fateful morning. (If you haven't, you ...

We'll go forward

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from the Miami Herald September 12, 2001 by Leonard Pitts We'll go forward from this moment It's my job to have something to say. They pay me to provide words that ...

 

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