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How to find bin Laden.

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The CIA has a new tactic. It is following Jane Fonda - she has been dating the guy for six months.

Instructions

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Instructions

Escape

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Bin Laden was recently spotted attempting to escape from Afghanistan...
bin Laden escaping

Muslim Outrage?

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Muslim outrage huh. OK... let's do a little historical review. Just some of the lowlights:  Muslims fly commercial airliners into buildings in New York City. No Muslim outrage. ...

Holy War

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Never bring a knife to a gun fight...
Holy War

The Real Bush Theory on Iraq

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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here? Bush says, "We're planning the next ...

CALIFORNIA WARNIN'

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CALIFORNIA WARNIN' BY THE FEDS AND THE COPPERS The bridges are at risk Said Governor Grey He brought out the Guard to watch them all I think they're gonna stay ...

Jay Leno on Homeland Security

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You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to ...

Valentine's Day

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Little David came home from first grade and told his father they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're ...

Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

Happiest Man in the World

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(part of a collection posted last week to rec.humor.funny) subject: Happiest Man in the World As we watched the horrific events unfold on Tuesday, September 11, my friends ...

A little look into the future...

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Lakefront property anyone?
Lake Afghanistan

We'll go forward

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from the Miami Herald September 12, 2001 by Leonard Pitts We'll go forward from this moment It's my job to have something to say. They pay me to provide words that ...

Air Force Come...

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With our apologies to Harry Belafonte...

Dear Mr. bin Laden

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If you can read this...

Patriotic Duty

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Patriotic Duty

Postcard to Osama Bin Ladin

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See You Soon...
postcard to Osama bin Laden

Why he wears a turban...

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The real reason why Osama bin Laden wears a turban
Why he wears a turban...

Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

Stay on alert

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Be advised that terrorists may attempt to pass themselves off as ordinary American citizens and may even attempt to change their hair color, wardrobe or appearance in order to ...

 

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