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You knew these were coming...

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Q: What do Bin Laden and Hiroshima have in common? A: Nothing... yet. Q: How do you play Taliban bingo? A: B-52... F-16... B-1... Q: What is the Taliban's national ...

New Terrorist Leader Identified

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I think we may have identified another of the terrorist leaders. Take a look at this photo taken at a recent anti-American protest in Dhaka, Bangladesh. Pay close attention to ...

Taliban Secret Weapons

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I've been amusing myself coming up with Taliban "secret weapons", including mobile AA guns mounted on camels and "stealth horses" with pillows tied round their feet. However, I'm ...

Stay on alert

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Be advised that terrorists may attempt to pass themselves off as ordinary American citizens and may even attempt to change their hair color, wardrobe or appearance in order to ...

Breaking News

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News services are reporting that Osama bin Laden has been captured by U.S. Special Forces. In a covert operation, the entire country of Afghanistan was sprayed with Viagra ...

Warning

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Important! I am not usually into scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading, however this came to me earlier today and it is something I felt I ought to share. I am ...

Instructions

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Instructions

Pacifists

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What to do if you happen upon a peace rally by stupid, naïve, hemp-shirt-wearing college idiots, to teach them why force is sometimes needed:  1) Approach dumb rich ignorant ...

A Moral Question

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I have a moral question for you. This is an imaginary situation, but I think it is fun to decide what one would do. The situation: You are in the Middle East, and there is a ...

George W. Bush Quote

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The quote below is from an MSNBC.com article. The article was talking about his address to Congress tonight (Thursday 9/20/2001). According to the article, Bush made this ...

Postcard to Osama Bin Ladin

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See You Soon...
postcard to Osama bin Laden

Priceless

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priceless

We'll do the job...

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Just let these guys take care of it...
We'll do the job

Muslim Outrage?

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Muslim outrage huh. OK... let's do a little historical review. Just some of the lowlights:  Muslims fly commercial airliners into buildings in New York City. No Muslim outrage. ...

Jay Leno on Homeland Security

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You read about all these terrorists - most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to ...

The Real Bush Theory on Iraq

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President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here? Bush says, "We're planning the next ...

Valentine's Day

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Little David came home from first grade and told his father they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's day is for a Christian saint and we're ...

Osama bin Laden and the 72 Virgins

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After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, George Washington greets him: "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells ...

 

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