The Real Bush Theory on Iraq
President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar. A guy walks over and says, Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here? Bush says, "We're planning the next war. We're going to kill 40 million Arabs and one blonde with really big boobs."
The guy exclaimed, "A blonde with big boobs? Why kill a blonde with big boobs?"
Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See! I told you no one would worry about the 40 million Arabs!"