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GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND


AND WE WONDER WHY GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND!

Can you imagine working at the following Company? It has a little over 500 employees with the following statistics:


29 have been accused of spousal abuse

7 have been arrested for fraud

19 have been accused of writing bad checks

117 have bankrupted at least two businesses

3 have been arrested for assault

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges

8 have been arrested for shoplifting

21 are current defendants in lawsuits

84 were stopped for drunk driving (in 1998 alone)


Can you guess which organization this is? Give up?











C'mon give it a try....










It's the 535 members of your United States Congress!!!!!! The same group that perpetually cranks out hundreds upon hundreds of new laws designed to keep the good ship USA on an even keel.




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