Golf 3
Moses, Jesus, and another guy were out playing golf in Heaven one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the
fairway but rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side safe and
sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly
toward the same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the
pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on
the pond and chipped it up onto the green.
The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It heads out
over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounces
off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there it bounces onto the roof
of a nearby shack and rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout,
out onto the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond. On the
way to the pond, it hits a little stone and bounces out over the water
and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large
bullfrog jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his
mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew
away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and
dropped the ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole
in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
