Football Season
It's that Time of the Year!
Three football fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot
sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the
Bear's fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The
'Niner's fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast.
Following their lead, the Packer's fan took off his cap and placed it
over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
inspection. First, he lifted up the Bear's cap, replaced it and wrote
down some notes. Next, he lifted the 'Niner's cap, replaced it and wrote
down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Packer's cap, replaced
it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and
replaced it one last time.
The Packer's fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a
pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
looking?"
"Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
under a Packer's hat, I find an asshole..."
